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Statesboro

Just a reminder to myself to write -- and of course, a tease to you!! Gnats Landing Malaria boobs Blue Moon...in a jar County Line Brock Best cover band EVER Satan's lifeline The parade El Sombrero I'll write about 'em, but I'm pretty drunk and needed a reminder.

Guilty Pleasure

The things I'll admit to when I'm drunk... I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! :)

Asexual Lesbian Couple

So McKenzie and I are here at her place drinking TONS of alcohol, simply a prelude to the binge that will be Georgia Southern's BEST HOMECOMING WEEKEND EVER!! I spoke to Shenika today and one thing she said stuck with me; that McKenzie and I have a lesbian love affair. Which we totally do, but most great friendships border on lover-dom. The main reason she said that is because we ourselves have a lesbian love affair...and that was her way of expressing her jealousy. The best friendships -- to me -- are like relationships. I have wonderful love affairs with one of my favorite gays, Shane, Kristy, Shenika, John and Justin. To me, the closest bonds walk that fine line. It's just about being with people you love a huge portion of your free time. I often call myself Justin's 2nd girlfriend and John's surrogate; it doesn't mean I want to be with either of them, it's just that we're together so much and I hold them in such high regard that they are THAT integ...

Whore

I'm sorry, Blogger, I've been cheating on you, once again. But I'm back, and will give you the attention you deserve. I posted this on Facebook and thought it only right I let you read it as well. I'm sorry, it won't happen again. "Funny's Funny, No Laugh Track Necessary" I'm sure we're all in agreement that a lot of television shows airing in the States didn't originally begin here. "Hole in the Wall" is based on a Japanese game show, "The Weakest Link" started in England, as well as gems like "The Office" and the sorely missed "Whose Line is it Anyway." We're not the most creative, but I love TV, so networks get a pass. What I will NOT tolerate, however, is being told when I'm supposed to laugh. Last night, I was watching the Disney short series "Brian O'Brian," a complete RIP off the AMAZING BBC bit "Mr. Bean" starring the incomparable Rowan Atkinson. The basic pr...