Asexual Lesbian Couple

So McKenzie and I are here at her place drinking TONS of alcohol, simply a prelude to the binge that will be Georgia Southern's BEST HOMECOMING WEEKEND EVER!!

I spoke to Shenika today and one thing she said stuck with me; that McKenzie and I have a lesbian love affair. Which we totally do, but most great friendships border on lover-dom. The main reason she said that is because we ourselves have a lesbian love affair...and that was her way of expressing her jealousy.

The best friendships -- to me -- are like relationships. I have wonderful love affairs with one of my favorite gays, Shane, Kristy, Shenika, John and Justin. To me, the closest bonds walk that fine line. It's just about being with people you love a huge portion of your free time. I often call myself Justin's 2nd girlfriend and John's surrogate; it doesn't mean I want to be with either of them, it's just that we're together so much and I hold them in such high regard that they are THAT integral a part of my life.

I've had my closest friends tell me that if I were a dude, they'd date me, and I'm honored by each one that says it. It's nothing sexual, it just means that they love me so much they wish I were their signinficant other. So Shenika said what she said, and I'm sure, that like in most relationships, I'm gonna have to text and call her all weekend, reassuring her that no matter who I'm with, I love her too.

For the record, McKenzie and I are completely heterosexual and have plans on drinking heavily and mating with a couple of hotties out here. I just finished reading "Cosmo" and want nothing more than to be with some dude, trying out one of the "75 crazy-hot sex moves" I just read about...

That aside, I am EXCITED to be here (though I-16 is Satan's lifeline) with my asexual lesbian love!! Be on the lookout for the shenanigans!!

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