Don't Try

Prepping Anthony Federov and Carmen What's-er-face from American Idol for their stunt on Fear Factor, Joe Rogan (one of my favorites) made a joke. Anthony tried to come back, forgetting that Joe Rogan is an asshole and was immediately shut down. The interaction went like so:

JR (I just love using initials): Well, you two lost on American Idol, but maybe you can come out on top here with Fear Factor.

AF (In a condescending dick tone, waving his finger as though he were making a point, trying not to look like a loser): We didn't "lose" on American Idol--.

JR (not to be outdone on his show, mock waving his finger back): Well if you did not win, then that means you lost.

That pop candy pop singer never knew what hit him.

I love you, Joe Rogan and I am sorry that The Man Show tanked when you took over as host. You taught all the rookies out there a valuable lesson: when faced with a smart ass comment and the urge to reply, don't try, it won't end well.



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