The Swirl: How to deal with Interracial Relationships
So my darling friend (and other half) made out with a caucasian gentleman last night. Thing is, she wasn't quite sure how to proceed from there.
He made moves that to me, were usual for the behavior of a young white man, but to her, messed up her equilibrium.
Not to draw the racial line in the sand, but there are certain mannerisms and virtues shared by the male sex that also get divided by their upbringing. For example, this young man made moves to, um, "digitally pleasure" my friend, which she wanted no parts of. She's used to the usual progression of making out to actual sex, digital penetration are the moves of a middle schooler as opposed to those of a "grown man." (her words, she's behind me dictating...she actually used the words "finger fuck champ," but I'm classier than that.)
This has inspired a little book I like to call "The Swirl: How to deal with Interracial Relationships." Since she's the one who gets into all the awesome (and I mean AWESOME) scenarios, she will candidly express them to me and I will use my stellar writing skills to moderate and plot them out into rules and/or guidelines to help enhance relationships. As I have no action to speak of myself, I can only live vicariously through her, which I'm pretty much fine with.
All these postings will culminate into a collection of Tucker Max status and be the premise for our book. Yes, I will do all the writing, but since she's the one out there taking one for the team, she will get a healthy portion of the proceeds.
That being said, rule #1: Let the guy do WHATEVER the hell he wants. Fundamentally, black women are considered more feral than white women because of their sheer animal magnetism. So, as a white guy, to meet a black woman with similar interests as you and such contrasted skin, the scale is automatically tipped in their favor.
My friend rejected this young man from the digital stimulation he so sought, but you can almost GUARANTEE that he will be texting her a little later, in search for another taste of that chocolate. Her mouth is bruised, but I'm betting she'll have no qualms with revisiting a nice session of first/second basing. On to rule #2...
Shut him the hell up.
The white man is AMAZED by everything a black woman does. From their gait to their utterly basic body structure, the white guys that love black women, love them unconditionally.
According to my buddy, the object of her lust was so enraptured by her during their makeout session that the most intelligible words he could conjure were, "this is awesome." She'd move her head to the left, "This is awesome." To the right, same reaction. God forbid she were to suck on his lip, the roof may have flown off the house for his mental orgasm.
I'm all for a man being in awe of me, but I don't need you dazzled by a simple kiss, let me work a little bit and truly earn it. On to rule #3.
Let him do whatever the hell he wants.
A white man will not talk shit. There will be no delusions of grandeur when dealing with your vanilla amour. He will lay it all on the line, and it is up to you to pick up the cards. Again, according to my buddy, during their session, the words "We don't have to fuck" were ever present. He didn't push, complain about blue balls or try to push the envelope of having sex. This is quite possibly my favorite thing about dealing with a guy; his ultimate goal is to please you.
Were my friend to tell him she wanted oral, she would've gotten oral. No tit for tat, no paybacks for later. He was there for her, and no one else.
Which brings me to my next rule: draw the line. Let him know what's going on and how things are going to play out. If you want him just for sex, be sure he knows that that's all it's for. No movies, no bowling; sex and nothing more. Leave before the sun comes up (I have someone who knows how that goes...and it's probably why I'm single, but it is what it is); no note, no text, you're just gone.
There are some of the rules, I'm sure many more will pop up. Trust me, I don't claim to be an expert and I am far from the person to set the example. I'm just putting this out there for you to do with as you please.
He made moves that to me, were usual for the behavior of a young white man, but to her, messed up her equilibrium.
Not to draw the racial line in the sand, but there are certain mannerisms and virtues shared by the male sex that also get divided by their upbringing. For example, this young man made moves to, um, "digitally pleasure" my friend, which she wanted no parts of. She's used to the usual progression of making out to actual sex, digital penetration are the moves of a middle schooler as opposed to those of a "grown man." (her words, she's behind me dictating...she actually used the words "finger fuck champ," but I'm classier than that.)
This has inspired a little book I like to call "The Swirl: How to deal with Interracial Relationships." Since she's the one who gets into all the awesome (and I mean AWESOME) scenarios, she will candidly express them to me and I will use my stellar writing skills to moderate and plot them out into rules and/or guidelines to help enhance relationships. As I have no action to speak of myself, I can only live vicariously through her, which I'm pretty much fine with.
All these postings will culminate into a collection of Tucker Max status and be the premise for our book. Yes, I will do all the writing, but since she's the one out there taking one for the team, she will get a healthy portion of the proceeds.
That being said, rule #1: Let the guy do WHATEVER the hell he wants. Fundamentally, black women are considered more feral than white women because of their sheer animal magnetism. So, as a white guy, to meet a black woman with similar interests as you and such contrasted skin, the scale is automatically tipped in their favor.
My friend rejected this young man from the digital stimulation he so sought, but you can almost GUARANTEE that he will be texting her a little later, in search for another taste of that chocolate. Her mouth is bruised, but I'm betting she'll have no qualms with revisiting a nice session of first/second basing. On to rule #2...
Shut him the hell up.
The white man is AMAZED by everything a black woman does. From their gait to their utterly basic body structure, the white guys that love black women, love them unconditionally.
According to my buddy, the object of her lust was so enraptured by her during their makeout session that the most intelligible words he could conjure were, "this is awesome." She'd move her head to the left, "This is awesome." To the right, same reaction. God forbid she were to suck on his lip, the roof may have flown off the house for his mental orgasm.
I'm all for a man being in awe of me, but I don't need you dazzled by a simple kiss, let me work a little bit and truly earn it. On to rule #3.
Let him do whatever the hell he wants.
A white man will not talk shit. There will be no delusions of grandeur when dealing with your vanilla amour. He will lay it all on the line, and it is up to you to pick up the cards. Again, according to my buddy, during their session, the words "We don't have to fuck" were ever present. He didn't push, complain about blue balls or try to push the envelope of having sex. This is quite possibly my favorite thing about dealing with a guy; his ultimate goal is to please you.
Were my friend to tell him she wanted oral, she would've gotten oral. No tit for tat, no paybacks for later. He was there for her, and no one else.
Which brings me to my next rule: draw the line. Let him know what's going on and how things are going to play out. If you want him just for sex, be sure he knows that that's all it's for. No movies, no bowling; sex and nothing more. Leave before the sun comes up (I have someone who knows how that goes...and it's probably why I'm single, but it is what it is); no note, no text, you're just gone.
There are some of the rules, I'm sure many more will pop up. Trust me, I don't claim to be an expert and I am far from the person to set the example. I'm just putting this out there for you to do with as you please.
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