Avert Your Eyes

Dear Judgy McJudgenstein:

It's been a pleasure waiting to catch my flight with you, but I ned you to do one thing.

STOP STARING AT ME AS I EAT MY CHEESE FRIES...WITH RANCH.

Granted, I'm sure I was quite attractive to you before I shoved my mouth with the crispy deliciousness from Charley's Grilled Subs, but I'm happy and I need you to understand that.

I wiped my mouth when the cheese dribbled out the side and even covered up when I took in a whole forkful like a pro.

So please, sir, do not judge me and let me enjoy this delectable delight in peace and avert your eyes.

Sincerely,
Fatty McFattenstein

Comments

Anonymous said…
I am sooo jealous- I wanted those cheese fries
6:54 PM
JustTrina said…
don't be...it's almost a year later and i'm STILL paying for them :-P
11:58 AM
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