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So BK

I love Chip, I love Corey, I love Keyia, I love Marvin. I love Jay, I love Cal, I love Wendy, Daphnie and Earnest. I love these people for reasons all their own, but each and every one of them reminds me of my favorite place on Earth right now: Brooklyn, NY. I love Junior's, I love Flatbush, I love Coney Island. I love, Nathan's, I love Linden (yes, Linden), I love Diddy. From Fabolous to Papoose to Saigon, I f'n LOVE Brooklyn ! Always have, always will. It's the home of Biggie and Jay (Wendy's line) and where a tree grows (my line). I not only love Brooklyn because it's in NY, I love Brooklyn because it's f'n BROOKLYN! When did my love affair with the realest of the boros begin? I'd have to say it all started when I was an itty bitty little girl (for those of you that are shocked, yes, there was a time where I was actually little...and I listened to people!). As with most things (and people) I love, I hated Brooklyn. I would spend weekdays there w...

They Say It's Your Birthday...

We all know I do birthday announcements for all my loved ones and guess who's turn it is today: MY WADEE-NINA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFF!! IT'S WENDY'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY!! SHE IS THE BIG 2-5!! WISH HER A HAPPY, HAPPY, FUN-FILLED DAY!! :-D :-D :-D I know this is gonna stress her out, but I love her and she's gettin' the GANGSTER cyber shout-out!! :-D

Filth Flarn Filth

So I was doing my usual internet browsing thing today and a funny thought struck: How's about I check out all the losers on craigslist posting their personals. It's something I do on occasion and it absolutely tickles me pink. Now I have a method of reading the personals, starting with platonic (people looking for "friends only" or one night dates (all of which they secretly hope end in sex)), casual (guys looking to have sex, no strings attached), men seeking women, women seeking men, men seeking men and finally, women seeking women. I rarely read all of them as they tend to all run together, but I usually do read the platonic, casual and men seeking women personals. Depending on the mood, of course. Back on topic. I was reading the men seeking women personals today when I came across the "ad" below: Allow me to explain this in simple terms - 31 1) "Communication" typically involves written or spoken language. It is not reading your mind. Yo...

Chocolate Salty Balls

Hello, friends! I know it's been quite some time since I've written, and SO much has happened, it's unbelievable (and WAY too much to write). I'll give you a quick synopsis of things right now. My brother was moving out to go to college, but not anymore. I was getting my own place but not anymore. I was going to acquire a new plaything but not anymroe. I once saw a light at the end of the tunnel but not anymore. Needless to say, I'm pretty miserable. But I'm a soldier and FULLY plan to keep it movin', I'm sure sunny days lie ahead. I'm currently looking for a better job and a condo, all within the next 2 months, so I'll be consumed with a task and my diligence will basically keep me on autopilot. There ya go, all caught up. So I'm doing my usual celebrity gossip round up as is my daily guilty pleasure (next to reading spoilers for my favorite shows) when I stumbled across this . Looks like Chef, also known as the infamous singer of the theme...

The Day Is Right

It's someone's birthday today!! KRISTY SOMSEN, COME ON DOWN!!! IT'S YOUR 31st BIRTHDAY AND TO HELP YOU CELEBRATE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU... YOUR OWN BLOG!! CONGRATULATIONS!! This blog is accessible for your viewing pleasure at any time, simply come back to this website and click on the "The Day is Right" link on the right-hand side and you're ALL SET!! AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS AND ENJOY YOUR BLOG!! Happy Birthday, girl, I hope you have a GREAT day! :-D

Real and the Nigga

I'm a cyberwhore, I know that. I check up on friends I haven't spoken to in YEARS. I check up on friends I talk to everyday. There are so many ways to be connected to a person, a phone call's not always necessary. That being said, I was checking up on Martini (cyberstalking, let him tell it) when I came across his blog on Myspace and it made me outright laugh. Then it made me think as well. So, the point. Martini apparently received some email about REAL MEN & NIGGAS and it pissed him off, so he responded to every point made in the email on his blog. So I decided to give a female's perspective on the list (and yes, I am qualified to do so!). Martini's responses are in red, mine are in blue. Enjoy. 1.) A real nigga doesn't kiss & tell. (bullSHIT. a nigga will tell his boys, their moms, YOUR mom - whoever will listen) I'm wishy washy on this one. I know a lot of guys that don't kiss&tell, but I also know a lot of girly mouths. I'm gonna go...