10 Things I Hate About You: Wachovia Bank

All right, so I've had a bad morning courtesy of Wachovia Bank, N.A. I deposited a check yesterday and was told that it would post to my account today. Now, I don't have money hand over fist like some people in the "industry" and have to pretty much rob Peter to pay Paul while putting Mary off another week.

So, that being said, I've compiled a new list.

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU: WACHOVIA BANK, N.A.

10: Fees
9: Your CSRs trained with fake empathy while not giving you the complete opposite of what you actually need
8: Your deposit policy; why can I not get my money when I put it into the account? That's kinda crap
7: Your STUPID colors -- that's a lie, your colors are pretty cool
6: Fees
5: When I make a payment, why does it take 4 DAYS to post? It messes up the balancing of my checkbook, people
4: Your building downtown is gaudy
3: Fees
2: Your commercial about awesome customer service is full of lies, I know NO ONE with you that is happy. Hell, my friend Mary had issues with you just last week and she's a platinum customer.
1: Fees

I hate you, Wachovia, and as soon as you release my damn money, I'm closing the account so you can't screw me any harder than you have. Thanks.

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