"JustTrina"

This is so funny, I can't get enough of it!! Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rapper Oh, and most recently, ANOTHER crush of mine is proposing to his girlfriend...in GERMANY!! So the above video is how I feel. I'm goin' to L.A. in June and I'm VERY excited about it, it may just be the place I was meant to live. Me and my baby daddy. Oh, and I'm retiring the coochie credit card, the only future bearer will be the father of my children. Til then, I'll strongly consider handin' out coupons. Ever look back on the past few months and think about all the ass you gave up bein' caught up with some shenanigans? I never did, either, til like, yesterday. But life's lessons are learned, it's how we grow. Have a PHENOMENAL weekend!! :-D

Booty booty booty booty, rockin' everywhere! My JAM!! Not only do I UNSHAMEFULLY love this song, I aspire to attain the title of Ms. New Booty. I can be found everyday in a mirror of choice in my room, dropping it like it's hot. And again, I love it. But song is indicative of a movement; one I'm not prepared or ALLOWED to be a part of. Why, you ask? I'll tell you. I have no behind. I mean seriously, NONE. Any semblance of one is to be credited to phenomenal fashion sense and the creation of spandex. Boobies I've got locked and they were once all I needed to get by in life. Guys of all races and backrgrounds loved me for 'em. Then they fell deeper in love when they realized I had a brain behind all this beauty. Now, not so much. I mean they still fall in love but my lack of a derriere has been causing me some MAJOR problems. Don't get me wrong, I pop, drop and tick it with the best of 'em, but since there's no real booty to be clapping,...

Ever have pure, blind hatred for someone and no explanation why? Like, when you meet someone and right from JUMP you know they're corny and want nothing to do with them. Well, I've got that going with a couple of celebrities, three that top my list: Tyra Banks , Memphis Bleek and LL Cool J . For some reason they just rub me the WRONG way. You may have read where I refer to them as "wastes of space," or "wastes of life," or my personal favorite, "wastes of existence." Now I'm not saying they should die or be vanquished from the Earth, I just feel that when they're around, everyone else should disappear cuz their presence doesn't make things any better. And I'm not comin' at this blindly, I've got very good reasons for disliking each and every one of them. I'll even blog about it one day...Just not today. Today's blog is about LL Cool J. We all know how much I HATE LL Cool J. Not hate, I ABHOR him (which is the same a...

I am having some serious trouble, faithful readers. Long story short, Corey lied to me. Not a "you don't look fat in those jeans" white lie, a "not a word that has left my mouth for the past year has been the truth" lie. He lied about his age. Corey's 20. Yes, that's right, 20 years young and I am struggling not to break up with him. I'm a one-shot kinda girl, in case no one knew and this situation is just IRKING me. The conflict is simple: I care about him. But he lied to me. As with many things I struggle with, I'm teetering on one edge or another. Either I get real angry about the situation or I just call myself an idiot and keep it movin'. To say I'm traumatized seems a little melodramatic but I honestly feel like I have no place to turn to on this one. I'm VERY concerned about this because one of my most valued friendships is hanging in the balance. I want to talk to him but I'm scared. Scared that he won't care and my f...

If you go back into the archives that is this great blog, you'll notice a quote from a guy named Corey. Well, you'll notice many quotes from him but one of note is "the three hardest things for people to say." Those things were "I'm sorry," "I love you," and "I need help." Let's talk about one of those today and how the kid apparently just speaks to sound good. "I'm sorry." Corey has not ONCE apologized to me for anything that he's done. Not for being a no-show, not for flat out lying, not for forgetting my birthday (YES, you read that right, he forgot MY BIRTHDAY), he's apologized for nothing. And I've accepted it. I was so blinded and so intrigued by his very ESSENCE that I let him get away with things that no one in their right mind (especially not ME) would let rock. I got caught up is what happened, I'll admit it. I was so "in love" and trying to do things different and be nice and givi...

All right, I've talked and blabbed about it (right along with the news) and now I'm finally gonna blog about it. I'm talking about this shenanigous (yes, that IS a word) existence of what I (along with Granddad from the Boondocks) like to call "the MySpace ." Remember Classmates ? Or Friendster ? How about Blackplanet ? All these sites were places where people could come to have a little piece of themselves out there in cyberspace. The sites allow you to build a website for dating, networking, promotion, etc. More often than not, you end up in a stalker situation, but that's another blog for another day. So, these sites considered, "the MySpace" has taken all mediums of website creation and kicked it up a notch. They've made it so easy, trained monkeys can have stellar sites, using the layout software or their choice. You can post everything from music to photos to your own blog. You can connect with people from school to work to entertainment, a...

Hello, my faithful readers!! You may have noticed a slight lapse in blogs lately, and that's for a reason. It's not that I haven't logged in and written various topics (cuz I have), it's that some need not be published. We all know that this is my mental playground, but it's also very HARDCORE evidence of my life's occurrences and thoughts. I've come to regret many a blog but choose not to erase them (to quote Martini, "No blog is posted that I do not want to be read."). So either subconsciously (or consciously), I'm keeping some things to myself. I know, I know, it's not fair, but if you read EVERYTHING an open book had to offer, you'd eventually get bored cuz there are no more surprises left. What would I have to talk about were one of you to email me, huh? Exactly. Anyways, there's been a LOT going on lately, SubUrban Underground Season 2 music auditions, workin', playin', bein' bored. OH!! New York strike ...

I've seen this on Martini's blog before and finally decided to do it. So here's the soundtrack to my life. Good blend if you ask me... Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: In The Middle - Jiimmy Eat World Waking up: Looking For You - Kirk Franklin Average day: Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton First date: She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 Falling in love: You Put a Move On My Heart - Tamia Love scene: Personal - Craig David Fight scene: Helena (So Long & Goodnight) - My Chemical Romance Breaking up: Time - Ne-Yo Getting back together: Unbreakable - Alicia Keys Secret love: For You - Kenny Lattimore Life's okay: Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard Mental breakdown: Breathe (2 AM) - Anna Nalick Driving: Public Service Announcement - Jay-Z Learning a lesson: Because of You - Kelly Clarkson Deep thought: Lose Yourself - Eminem Flashback: Flashback - Kelis Partying: Bad Girl - Usher Happy dance: Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy Regretting: Sorry - Justin Guarini Long night alone: Me, Mys...