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Dr. Dawson: JustTrina, why haven't you been to the doctor in 4 years?
JustTrina: Cuz I figured I wasn't bumpin', so what's the point?
Dr. Dawson: When was the last time you had sexual intercourse?
JustTrina: January 1st of this year.
Dr. Dawson: And before that?
JustTrina: May of 2001.
Dr. Dawson: And you never thought to go to the doctor in that time?
JustTrina: Dude, I don't have a penis. I don't have to "use it or lose it."
Dr. Dawson: No, but I guess you want your uterus to fall out as you're walking one day.
JustTrina: That can happen? (pause) Ah well, so long as it makes the periods end, I'm all right with that.
Dr. Dawson: Get out of my office...I will see you next year.
JustTrina: Whatever makes you feel better at the end of the day, doc.

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