You Can Get It, John Mayer
I've discovered a major flaw in my relationship style. It's my all or nothing style. All in or fold, like f'n poker. And I owe this epiphanby to John Mayer (and that means yes, I've ignored every other guy in my life that has told me that).
If you read yesterday's blog, you saw that I called him a douche for saying he focused on the hottest girl at his concerts. Thinking he was that shallow bothered me so much cuz I really place no stock in physical looks, especially in females. Hell, if I went to the gym a little more and stopped eating what I liked, I could be a waif-thin video ho like I always dreamed. But I like my curves, my brains and my personality so I'm happy.
Anyway, John put his song list on his blog and I downloaded all the songs I could. That's right, NRAA, I admit, I downloaded some John Mayer songs. Sue me. Point here is, I was listening to the songs slated for upcoming CD "Continuum" and fell in love with him all over again. I admitted to myself (and my empty room) that he could still get it. I mean, knock the bottom out, seriously. He's undeniably talented with a guitar and can sing his tail off. I can't wait to see him at Chastain. John Mayer has gotten himself placed in my 5-Man Arsenal and will hands-down meet the groupie face of JustTrina.
I'm sure my boyfriends (secret and Hulse) wouldn't appreciate reading this, but it's an honest truth I cannot and will not deny. So yes, John Mayer, you may be a douche and may very well not focus on me cuz I'm not the hottest girl at Chastain, but I'm letting you know, you can get it. I'm fit, experimental and not too hard on the eyes. And my flexibility rivals that of most. Just some information for ya, do with it what you will. I'm sorry I called you a douche.
If you read yesterday's blog, you saw that I called him a douche for saying he focused on the hottest girl at his concerts. Thinking he was that shallow bothered me so much cuz I really place no stock in physical looks, especially in females. Hell, if I went to the gym a little more and stopped eating what I liked, I could be a waif-thin video ho like I always dreamed. But I like my curves, my brains and my personality so I'm happy.
Anyway, John put his song list on his blog and I downloaded all the songs I could. That's right, NRAA, I admit, I downloaded some John Mayer songs. Sue me. Point here is, I was listening to the songs slated for upcoming CD "Continuum" and fell in love with him all over again. I admitted to myself (and my empty room) that he could still get it. I mean, knock the bottom out, seriously. He's undeniably talented with a guitar and can sing his tail off. I can't wait to see him at Chastain. John Mayer has gotten himself placed in my 5-Man Arsenal and will hands-down meet the groupie face of JustTrina.
I'm sure my boyfriends (secret and Hulse) wouldn't appreciate reading this, but it's an honest truth I cannot and will not deny. So yes, John Mayer, you may be a douche and may very well not focus on me cuz I'm not the hottest girl at Chastain, but I'm letting you know, you can get it. I'm fit, experimental and not too hard on the eyes. And my flexibility rivals that of most. Just some information for ya, do with it what you will. I'm sorry I called you a douche.
For you and the entire blogosphere to read, I am announcing that you can get it, John Mayer.
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