Check this out! Forbes (yes, Forbes, one of the leading financial magazines in the COUNTRY) has a Top Ten list. These maniacally rich geniuses have comprised a list of the top ten reasons to get plastered during the holidays. The article also has more reasons why NOT to drink as well (it IS a respectable circular, after all) but the list of reasons why is so much funnier!! Here it is: Forbes 10 reasons to drink during the holidays • You can tolerate your in-laws • Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely? • Why eat your calories when you can drink them? • You give the best gift...alcohol • New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk • You love everyone...and everyone loves you • Be the funny guy at the party • Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are • You bring spirit to the occasion, literally • The holidays go by much quicker Source: Forbes.com Now THAT'S comedy!! I mean, I partake during the holidays, but now ...
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