NOBODY LIKES THE GIRL THAT GIVES IT ALL UP

Okay, so I’m kind of a slut mouth. I am. No matter what Martini wants to believe about me, I love making out. And real-life make outs; not the “girl code” making out which really means sex. Now, here’s the problem: it’s not conducive to my current way of life. That forces me to daydream about it, go figure. This brings me to a thought I had the other day.

Remember Capt. 22 and Capt. 27? Well, we’ve moved to the fantasy stage in our interaction. My fantasies with Capt. 22 have kids and marriage whereas all I do is make out with Capt. 27 repeatedly, saying "I feel nothing." Cuz I’m a slut mouth, that's that.

While being ashamed of my fantasies, an amazing thought occurred and I'd like to share. Why does society look down on a broad for liking to kiss whereas a guy gets the high-five for being awesome? It's not fair and I hate double standards.

So my conclusion is this: No one likes the girl that gives it all up, but no one likes the guy that takes it all, either.

There's that, I'm going to see Glee tonight @ Atlantic Station and can't stand myself for all the excitement!! ;)

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