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Not A Douche, Indeed

When your phone rings at 4:21 a.m. and a young man advises you that he is not a douche, contrary to how you may feel, he kinda grabs your attention. So this shall serve as a public apology to you, I concede this round. You are not a douche indeed, and thanks for setting me straight. Dream sweet.

Miss America

Just had to share: I was walking downstairs from getting some air on the dock (where UPS parks) and about to hop on the elevator when a woman I've never seen before starts singing "There she is, Miss America." I tried to ignore her but couldn't help but turn around (curiosity will be my downfall, mark my words) to see who was singing and more importantly, to whom the song was being sung. When I turned around (and my face was none too pleasant, I'm sure), she smiled and said, "Yes, you, Miss America! You look lovely today." I said thank you and immediately opted to take the stairs. To the 4th floor. Cuz THAT wasn't creepy...

Tony Danza

Why is it that when I'm interested in a guy, he's a complete dick but when I'm not interested, he's the sweetest thing to walk the Earth? Last night I met (or was followed by, depends on the perception) a young security guard at Phipps Plaza. I was there to see the premiere of School for Scoundrels (which was a good watch, by the way...and I find myself ODDLY attracted to John Heder...maybe I'm in heat) and Peter must've felt I need company. From parking underground to the movie theater, Peter followed me and wouldn't shut up. Now I'm not rude and don't need to be convinced to have a conversation, so I spoke to him while we rode up. I knew I was in trouble when he said, "Oh man, I wasn't even supposed to come up here," meaning he was so enthralled by my presence, he forgot to do his job. Realizing that, I went into deflection mode and turned whatever charm I had going on, off and sent him on his way. Waiting to be let into the premiere,...

Too Easy

Some things are just too easy to blog about!! What an idiot... What a way to try and get out of your contract, right!?! T.O. just doesn't want to play football. Goin' to the School For Scoundrels premiere tonight, look for the review later.

Open Letter Day

1) Open Letter to Falcons Fans I understand you’re upset, but you have to be honest with yourself, did you really think you had a chance? Stats aside, you’re not looking at the big picture. This was homecoming for the Saints, and the team’s been through a lot. With a hurricane ripping their stadium to shreds and not knowing whether or not they will even EXIST next year, the NFL had to throw them a bone. Last night’s game was one of emotion, not talent or skill. I saw penalties called that made me think I didn’t know anything about the sport, to be honest with you. But it’s over and done with, all right? You’ve got to move on, use that short-term memory the coaches are always yelling at the players about. There are other games to worry about and guess what? The Saints have to come here, too, don’t they? You’ll get ‘em then. Yes, Atlanta is the better team, but you have to remember that half of sports is politics. To think that the commission was gonna let the Saints lose and miss out on...

In Lust With a Player*

Damn his body is the hottest Got eyes that make me drown I see you boy... (I'll drop it low) He comin' up from the city (To tha flo') Yea he know what he doin' (Yea yea yea) He doin' that right thang (Yea yea yea yea ea) I never shoulda called him to my crib to do that night thang... 'Cuz I'm in lust wit a player He callin', he textin', he knowin' He got me real open I'm in lust with a player He told me from jump he was playin' But I ain't goin' nowhere cuz he's gamin' I'm in lust with a player.... Out of all the dudes he be the flyest No other guy can break me down, he got me gone (nose open wide) He got me checkin' my voicemails (filled with his lies) Yea, commands my attention (Yea yea yea) Did I forget to mention (Yea yea yea yea ea) I keep callin' him over to my crib to do that night thang 'Cuz I'm in lust wit a player He callin', he textin', he knowin' He got me real open I'm in ...

The Disappearance of Exclusivity

Let me go on record saying that I am not a jealous person by any means. One of the best pieces of advice my dad gave me was that if a man is going to cheat, 99% of the time it's got nothing to do with you. Words to live by that have shaped my outlook on relationships. But I'd also like to go on record and say that I am human. And I am prone to jealousy, bottom line. I'm not the chick from "You So Crazy" jealous, and half the time a guy won't even know that my jealousy has reared it's ugly head cuz I try to get over it ASAP. Jealousy is a personal emotion and is cause for unnecessary drama in relationships. Why the rant, you ask? Strange thing, I felt a stab of jealousy tonight and I don't know why. Over a guy I don't know, and that bothers me. But the jealousy made me think about dating and my age group. Pretty much, dating from 18-30 is shot to shit. As bleak as that may sound, it's true. Our generation has been raised to look for the next bes...