Why is it that when I'm interested in a guy, he's a complete dick but when I'm not interested, he's the sweetest thing to walk the Earth? Last night I met (or was followed by, depends on the perception) a young security guard at Phipps Plaza. I was there to see the premiere of School for Scoundrels (which was a good watch, by the way...and I find myself ODDLY attracted to John Heder...maybe I'm in heat) and Peter must've felt I need company. From parking underground to the movie theater, Peter followed me and wouldn't shut up. Now I'm not rude and don't need to be convinced to have a conversation, so I spoke to him while we rode up. I knew I was in trouble when he said, "Oh man, I wasn't even supposed to come up here," meaning he was so enthralled by my presence, he forgot to do his job. Realizing that, I went into deflection mode and turned whatever charm I had going on, off and sent him on his way. Waiting to be let into the premiere,...