"JustTrina"

I will start this post with a disclaimer: I'm a little emotionally volatile right now. But I can see clearly, so my feelings aren't totally unfounded. I've come to the conclusion that I have a bad friend. She's self-centered, selfish, inconsiderate and pretty much an all around bitch. Having once prided myself with the bitch connotation at one point, I can easily see why I was drawn to her. I guess just not when directed at me. Let me explain my situation: I am homeless, for all intensive purposes. I don't have a place, I gave it up for a job that has since been eliminated. I work at a retail store that was just meant to pass time until I moved to embark on my new journey. That didn't happene and I'm devastated. I am currently staying with my cousin, sharing her bed and being in the way. I cry myself to sleep and can't seem to get around to getting an upper hand on anything. But I digress. This friend offered her couch and when I took her up ...

We all date below our "young age," that's a fact. Brittany's boyfriend is a few years younger than her, but it keeps her fresh and excited. Nothing summarizes the May-December union like McKenzie, though. To her 20-year old counterpart, she said: "Please buckle your seatbelt, I don't have your carseat." I love her, and she has won the Line of the Day.

Just a reminder to myself to write -- and of course, a tease to you!! Gnats Landing Malaria boobs Blue Moon...in a jar County Line Brock Best cover band EVER Satan's lifeline The parade El Sombrero I'll write about 'em, but I'm pretty drunk and needed a reminder.

The things I'll admit to when I'm drunk... I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! :)

So McKenzie and I are here at her place drinking TONS of alcohol, simply a prelude to the binge that will be Georgia Southern's BEST HOMECOMING WEEKEND EVER!! I spoke to Shenika today and one thing she said stuck with me; that McKenzie and I have a lesbian love affair. Which we totally do, but most great friendships border on lover-dom. The main reason she said that is because we ourselves have a lesbian love affair...and that was her way of expressing her jealousy. The best friendships -- to me -- are like relationships. I have wonderful love affairs with one of my favorite gays, Shane, Kristy, Shenika, John and Justin. To me, the closest bonds walk that fine line. It's just about being with people you love a huge portion of your free time. I often call myself Justin's 2nd girlfriend and John's surrogate; it doesn't mean I want to be with either of them, it's just that we're together so much and I hold them in such high regard that they are THAT integ...

I'm sorry, Blogger, I've been cheating on you, once again. But I'm back, and will give you the attention you deserve. I posted this on Facebook and thought it only right I let you read it as well. I'm sorry, it won't happen again. "Funny's Funny, No Laugh Track Necessary" I'm sure we're all in agreement that a lot of television shows airing in the States didn't originally begin here. "Hole in the Wall" is based on a Japanese game show, "The Weakest Link" started in England, as well as gems like "The Office" and the sorely missed "Whose Line is it Anyway." We're not the most creative, but I love TV, so networks get a pass. What I will NOT tolerate, however, is being told when I'm supposed to laugh. Last night, I was watching the Disney short series "Brian O'Brian," a complete RIP off the AMAZING BBC bit "Mr. Bean" starring the incomparable Rowan Atkinson. The basic pr...

One day I'll make it in the big city... And I'll be lookin' for a girl who's pretty. One day I'll make a play, And she will say 'OK,' 'Cuz I plan to be a cool kid. How did I NOT know he was gay?? Tevin Campbell, people... "Round and Round," circa 1991