Seriously

Check this out! Forbes (yes, Forbes, one of the leading financial magazines in the COUNTRY) has a Top Ten list. These maniacally rich geniuses have comprised a list of the top ten reasons to get plastered during the holidays. The article also has more reasons why NOT to drink as well (it IS a respectable circular, after all) but the list of reasons why is so much funnier!!

Here it is:

Forbes
10 reasons to drink during the holidays

• You can tolerate your in-laws
• Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely?
• Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
• You give the best gift...alcohol
• New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk
• You love everyone...and everyone loves you
• Be the funny guy at the party
• Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are
• You bring spirit to the occasion, literally
• The holidays go by much quicker
Source: Forbes.com

Now THAT'S comedy!! I mean, I partake during the holidays, but now that it's been broken down to a virtual science, I plan on doin' it up RIGHT!! Here I thought the biggest issue was how to answer all the questions, but it turns out Forbes has the solution!! Bring on the alcohol!! Seriously...

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