Dancing Machine
My BFF Wendy and I were talking last night about guys and dancing. We're both dancers and have mastered each of our genres. She's the damn dancehall queen and I'm the hip hop diva. All we gotta do is join forces so we can tear the club up nonstop. But I digress. So we were talking about guys and dancing and she was asking me when we were gonna get Chris Brown on SubUrban Underground (SU from here on out) as our musical guest. We're in talks with his people and last I heard, it was pretty much a go.
Wendy wanted to know when Chris Brown was coming so she could come to Atlanta and get with him. Now I know what you're thinking and yes, Chris Brown is only 16. Maybe 17 now, but either way he's illegal. And Wendy doesn't care. Neither do I. Why? Cuz that little boy can dance his ass off. Hitch had it right when he told Albert that women equate dancing with sex. One of the biggest visual aphrodisiacs for women is watching a man that can dance, do so. I was ready to go to jail for Omarion when he was with B2K (the "Bump Bump Bump" video had me OPEN).
So women like men that can dance. Actually, women LOVE men that can dance. The most unattractive guy suddenly starts to look better and better as he dances. And I mean dance, not stand behind me and try to get off as I dip it low. It's like humor, a dude you normally wouldn't look twice at makes you laugh and suddenly he's got all your attention. Hell, my own personal Karamo makes me forget he's gay when we dance. It's SERIOUS, trust. I told Wendy the story about Kristy and Karamo and how she couldn't take her eyes off him when he danced. Wendy couldn't deal, she was ready to have a gay man's baby! Trust me, you see him dance, you'd be the same way. Anyway, moving on.
I love men that can dance. I'm not saying it's one of my criteria, but it definitely plays into my attraction level. Most of the men I find myself attracted to can cut a rug. My brother and my father can dance, I can dance, my friends can dance. It's only natural that I want to be around people who share the same interests as myself. Usher, Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, Marques Houston, they can all dance and that's what makes them sexy. I was the 3rd oldest person in the theater when You Got Served came out (it was Debbie, Ricardo and myself, in that order) and bought the damn thing on DVD.
Wendy wanted to know when Chris Brown was coming so she could come to Atlanta and get with him. Now I know what you're thinking and yes, Chris Brown is only 16. Maybe 17 now, but either way he's illegal. And Wendy doesn't care. Neither do I. Why? Cuz that little boy can dance his ass off. Hitch had it right when he told Albert that women equate dancing with sex. One of the biggest visual aphrodisiacs for women is watching a man that can dance, do so. I was ready to go to jail for Omarion when he was with B2K (the "Bump Bump Bump" video had me OPEN).
So women like men that can dance. Actually, women LOVE men that can dance. The most unattractive guy suddenly starts to look better and better as he dances. And I mean dance, not stand behind me and try to get off as I dip it low. It's like humor, a dude you normally wouldn't look twice at makes you laugh and suddenly he's got all your attention. Hell, my own personal Karamo makes me forget he's gay when we dance. It's SERIOUS, trust. I told Wendy the story about Kristy and Karamo and how she couldn't take her eyes off him when he danced. Wendy couldn't deal, she was ready to have a gay man's baby! Trust me, you see him dance, you'd be the same way. Anyway, moving on.
I love men that can dance. I'm not saying it's one of my criteria, but it definitely plays into my attraction level. Most of the men I find myself attracted to can cut a rug. My brother and my father can dance, I can dance, my friends can dance. It's only natural that I want to be around people who share the same interests as myself. Usher, Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, Marques Houston, they can all dance and that's what makes them sexy. I was the 3rd oldest person in the theater when You Got Served came out (it was Debbie, Ricardo and myself, in that order) and bought the damn thing on DVD.
I don't know what it is, but watching a guy dance sets my brain on fire with all sorts of freaky antics. I dance because I love it and I tend to lose control and forget where I am. Do I equate dancing with sex? Not really, I learned early on that just because a guy can do it up on the dance floor does NOT mean he's gonna do YOU up. TRUST THAT. Still, watchin' a guy dance is poetry in motion and wreaks havoc on my senses ALL the time. If he can dance with me, even BETTER. There's something to be said about having your own personal dancing machine!
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