Special Delivery

All right, what is my DEAL with delivery guys?!? I can TOTALLY see myself as one of the chicks in Loverboy, takin' advantage of a poor pizza boy. I've got a crush on the UPS man. I'm guessing he's 23-24, but I'm sure he's really like, 15. Not to worry, I'll update you guys on this on Monday.

But am I one of those chicks that's drawn to a uniform, just the wrong type of uniform? Most women will say cops, firemen and the military turns them on, but me, NO, I go for UPS, FedEx and DHL. Only me! I don't know what it is, either. Maybe it's because I see them daily so I know they actually have a job? But I can't say I've run into THAT many bums to be so jaded. Whatever it is, I find Marcus (that's his name, oh YEAH!)very attractive and I'm gonna end up with a date before my temp job is over, trust that.

Like I said, I'll keep you posted, no pun intended. Oh, and be on the lookout, the format of this blog is about to change, I'm opening back up, keeping in line with my motto for '06. I'm gonna talk about everything, from my drab love life to my issues with my father to my adventures with SubUrban Underground. Should be fun, stick around.

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