Power 90
All right, today's the day. I'm gonna make a change and stick with it. Well, several changes, actually. I've been depressed recently and I'm now putting an end to it. Seriously, I've been sleeping in, not exercising, just sitting around like a lump on a log. And I'm done.
I've got 4 months until Kevin and Shirley's wedding (Sept. 16) and I plan on doin' it up. My father bought me this training program called "Power 90" that's supposed to reshape and change your body in 90 days, so I'm gonna use it. Not only am I gonna use the "Power 90" program for exercise and toning, I'm going to use the "Power 90" concept to change my life. There are some big changes on the horizon, stay tuned.
First, I'm gettin' my finances in order. By June 1st, I should be in a better place, quitting Centex wasn't the smartest move for me, but it paid off in the long run. Second, my friendships and associations are gonna get straightened out. I'm gonna stop speaking to those I shouldn't associate with and kick start speaking to those I've always associated with. That means goodbye to Brian (Jay Rich) and hello again to Martini and more of Daphnie, Jeff and Jude. I'm gonna communicate more with my friends from Albany and keep up with their lives. I'm an adult and need to be around and deal with other adults, people with the same POV and experiences as me. Third, I'm gonna start living in Atlanta. No more of that half Atlanta half New York business. I'm gonna decorate my apartment and put actual furniture in it. I'm gonna get a headboard and be a resident. Fourth, activity's gonna step up. I'm gonna get a damn Tivo and STOP sitting in front of the TV, centering my life around it. I'm gonna USE my gym membership instead of letting it go to waste. I'm gonna find activities (besides sex) that work me out but don't make me feel like I'm working out. I'm gonna get over hating the outdoors and start hiking. I'm gonna buy an f'n Ipod and some OFF! and become one with nature.
Finally, the mens. 'F' 'em. I'm not declaring lesbianism by any means, I'm just declaring my official celibacy. I figure I've done 3 years before, I think I can wait until marriage for the next one. Daphnie always said I was "stingy with the p***y" anyway, so I'm gonna keep it to myself a little while longer. I'm back where I was just about a year ago. I don't trust men and probably won't again for a VERY long time. This isn't a "woe is me, I've been so hurt" temper tantrum, either, it's a re-introduction to who I was and an admission that I'd slipped a little bit.
So there you have it, people, I have returned and am probably gonna be a bitch for a while until I get back into the groove of things. Stay tuned for the adventures I'm sure I'll have.
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