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My Bleeding Heart

For the first time in a long time, I am crushless. That doesn't mean I don't want to date anyone, it just means that my sex drive is shot. I know that reads weird, but it makes TOTAL sense when you think about it. Over the past few months, I've had crushes, asked guys out on dates and flirted with a NUMBER of young men. All to no avail. Which brings me to my quarterly period of introspection. The last guy I asked out told me that I was great and down to Earth (read: fat) and he knew that things could change, but he saw us as nothing more than friends (read: never gonna happen or he'd sleep with me and deny it later). The guy before that told the entire city of Atlanta that I was creepy. He said it was for radio and I believe him, but I'm too phenomenal to settle for that. So we're friends but the crush ended. I think before that was Scooter Braun and we know how that turned out. Anyway, there's no one on my radar right now. Yeah, I'm "chatting up...

Happy Birthday, Shawn.

I know it's been a while guys and trust me, I miss you too. For lack of inspiration, I just wanted to post to remind you all that a) my birthday is in 14 days (the 18th) and of course: TODAY IS THE DAY SHAWN CARTER WAS BORN And I love him.

Things I Could Stand to Learn

Hello, my loves, I've mssed you all dearly!! I see it's almost been a month since my last post and that's just unacceptable so please accept my dearest apologies. Reaching the ripe young age of 25, I've discovered that there are some things I could stand to learn. First, my patience isn't as phenomenal as I thought it was. I find myself upset and annoyed at the smallest things. Maybe I spent so much time alone I never noted my impatience and mistook it to be patience. And congratulating myself for being so, no less. Second, I need to gain better control of my emotions. One week I've got a crush on someone, the next it's someone new. I know that being at the station now exposes me to different young men and we all know my weakness lies with those that are different, but it's getting out of control to say the least. First, there are my steadies: Dekker (I put my handcuffs in his mailbox...thank goodness he hasn't checked it in like, a month!) and Mikha...

Perfectissimo

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You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained? Never say I didn't say it...

The Present

Last night (this morning), a young man by the name of Lawrence was hitting on me. I gave him a ride home as he was the friend of someone I'd been out partying with. Lawrence was (smashed) slightly intoxicated and couldn't seem to keep him hormones in check. Every word out of his mouth was "baby" or "boo." Luckily, these words don't phase me unless I truly care about you, so all I did was laugh. Anyway, when I drop people off, I wait until they get to where they need to be. Be it home, their car, someone else's house, wherever, it's just something I do. So I dropped (a very disappointed and horny) Lawrence off at his car and waited for him to get in. As I was pulling off, he yelled for me to wait and told me he had a present for me. I did a mental eye roll as I noticed something was indeed in Lawrence's hand. Thinking it was a business card I was about to throw away, I held my hand out. Lawrence handed me a dead butterfly. I was speechl...

New Jacked City

The rough and tough life of surburbia . You have GOT to be kidding me!

Risk Management

Let me start today's blog by saying: GO GIANTS!! I'm not a fan of them, but Dan told me to blog about them and he's the only man on Earth I listen to without question. Now that that's done, moving on. Ever notice a couple that, in your opinion, is completely mismatched? He may be short, she may be tall; he may be thin, she may be larger; he black, she white or vice versa? Ever look at those couples and wonder how they can appear so happy when it seems like odds are against them? Well, I do. I see couples like that and applaud them for taking a chance on each other. Once the initial stab of envy over the fact that they're even a couple subsides, of course. If you listen to the classic love songs, usually there's a give and take that brought the lovebirds to the point of serenading one another. Words like "until you", "change my life" and "no one else" are usually staples in those songs and they're meant to convey the message tha...