Yoda, bitches

Well, I'm trying to convince Max to move out here to Atlanta, I think he needs a change of pace. He's crazy cool, too. We'd get into a whole lotta trouble paintin' the town red. Lemme explain Max, he's a cool kid who goes to my church at home. We went to school in Albany together, but my nose was still wide open off Fabrice, so I kinda ignored him. Then I moved back home and Max got FLY! But, to me, he's short. And I don't do short. But he's cool. So he's moving out here, cuz I said so.

Alabama looks like a bust, my brother works. Looks like it's time to find out what the ATL has to offer for Memorial Day!! Besides gay pride, of course.

My dad gave me a pretty good concept to write a book about today. I helped him enter the 21st century (cringe now, yes) and got him an AIM screen name. Now I have a lot of patience and it stressed me out, but then I checked Hulse's profile and saw this:





Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius




You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda



That's right, Yoda, bitches!! HELL YEAH!!

But I gotta thank Corey for helpin' me out, too, cuz I'da lost it. 3 hours on the phone with a totally computer ILliterate parent is NOT fun, trust me.

Why is Nelly suddenly SO fly now? Ya boy's been hittin' the gym hard. And it sure does show, lookin' all delicious! He reminds me of one of my exes, Miles, but that's another story for another day.

My honey Jamir is leaving me for the summer, I'm sad. He's such a good kid, I hope his mom's neglect doesn't ruin him...

Anyway, we're off to the Waffle House (puke) cuz that's where ya boy wants his last meal to be. Again, have a happy, fun and SAFE Memorial Day!! :-D

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