Finally...A Man!!

I just wanted to go on record saying that I apologized. To a man. Profusely. Like, "I'm a bitch and I am SO SORRY" apologized. And I never apologize. Especially not to a man, unless I REALLY fuck up. This was in response to a wild out. With a curse word in it. Actually directed at me. I picked the wrong one to come at sideways and got put in my place QUICK. After all these years of bullying people and trying to cut through the bullshit, I got told off. I have truly met my match.

And it was sexy as hell. I mean, Corey earned himself a coochie credit card, damn the coupons. I mean finally, a man who stood up to me and actually shut me DOWN. And not disrespectfully in any way. He gave back EXACTLY what I gave him. Just the kind of guy I've always described. Who says quantity is better than quality? I've had 29 year olds get nervous when I opened my mouth to let them have it.

So yeah, I am nose wide open FOR REAL. I've been completely won over by this kid-no, this MAN and ya girl is REALLY up the creek now...WOW! :-P

Oh, 15 weeks to get sexy fly (er). I'm tryin' to get down to a perfect 6 so jaws can drop at the unveiling at my 25th birthday bash on December 17th at the 40/40 Club. So if I seem a bit uh, edgy, that's only cuz I'll be undersexed, underfed and just plain working out too hard. But it'll be worth it, cuz I'll be f-ly (er) and can use the hotel room I plan to get not too far from the club!

And thanks to all my lovelies, who said they like me just the way I am. As with all things though, the most fabulous woman in the South (Hulse quote) can really only get better. I love y'all for loving me! :-*

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