Freak Card

If you're a regular reader of my blog here, you know I like to think about things, analyze them and try to break them down. Usually having to do with love or sex. And today's no different so today I wanna take the time out to talk about what I like to call the "freak card." Now lemme explain. The "freak card" is pretty much what it sounds like. Much like a "coochie coupon," it represents the extent to which a female will go with a guy sexually. It's kind of tough, cuz a lot of people get caught up when they don't know the difference between an actual freak and the "freak card."

A freak is a girl who likes sex. She knows what role sex plays in her life and understands she likes it. Sex is sex, nothing more, nothing less. No motives, no games. Now here is drawn a fine line. Men (and women) tend to think being a freak is equivalent to being a ho. So is not the case. A ho doesn't care who she has sex with and doesn't necessarily even enjoy it. She does it to pass time. And treatment of a ho will not impact whether or not you get the draws. A ho is a product of either low self esteem or an abusive childhood. Or she's just stupid. A freak is selective with her partners and understands that the entire point of sex is to reach your climax(es) in the most entertaining way possible. She knows what she likes and what she doesn't like and won't be coy about it, either. Chances are, if you get her to do something in bed, she's either already done it and/or thought about it and thinks it'd be fun with you. You didn't "g" her into it, deal with it. A freak commands respect because she knows she has the right to say no and exercises it on occasion.

(As an aside, let's talk about the difference between sex, making love and fucking. And one day I'll blog about sex, love and intimacy. Sex is a physcial activity between two people (maybe 3, depending on what you're into). The bodies touch, nothing more. Making love is more involved, more intimate. When a couple makes love, it's the culmination of their bodies, hearts and souls reaching out to one another to achieve the highest form of pleasure, solidifying their union. It's a beautiful thing, usually followed by spooning and conversation. Fucking is...fucking. The bodies don't even touch, just the necessary parts. There's no connection is any way, shape or form. People who fuck rarely even know their partners' names. There's a lot more, but that's another blog for another day) Back to the "freak card."

As explained earlier, the "freak card" is like a check (or checkLIST, if I may). "If/when we sleep together, I will do this to/for you." You build the expectation for how a sexual encounter is going to be. Another facet of the "freak card" is the explanation of past experiences that make the people you've told the stories to say "Damn, shorty's a real freak." Not all freaks carry a "freak card," though, don't be misled. Some freaks have limits, some freaks are just selfish. And therein lies the difference. On the flip side, there are some "freak card" carriers that are just regular chicks. They don't have sex often, but when they do, you're bound to pull some sort of muscle you never knew you had.

Now, when being given a "freak card," you've got to be very careful that you understand whom you're dealing with. She's a freak and enjoys sex, nothing more, nothing less. So respect her. She's not a ho or a slut and should not be treated that way. Just because you're given the "freak card" doesn't give you license to think all sex is gonna be no holds barred and off the chain, you've still gotta earn your keep. And keep your mouth shut. The golden rule: no one talks about the "freak card."

So the question here is do guys prefer to have the "freak card" handed to them or discover how freaky their girl is on their own? Some guys wanna know up front, others wanna feel like they brought it out in them. I can give one piece of advice, if a woman gives you her "freak card," believe you me, you've brought it out in her. She's decided you're the one who's gonna get the chance to dip in her hunny jar and will probably be around for a little bit. So, kudos to you, you've got yourself in a position other guys would kill for. Get a "freak card" and a platinum status coochie credit card (a TRUE rarity), you've pretty much hit the jackpot, buddy. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I hope this helped clear up any questions anyone may have had and I'll leave you with this: The "freak card" is sacred and NOT to be abused, transferred or tampered with...