Asshats
I was reading a friend's (I'll leave his name out, he says some real things about some real people, and I'd like him to live) blog one day when I came across one of my favorite words: Asshat.
It's one of those words that makes you laugh while still summing up all things annoying when it comes to people. I work with a couple of asshats. Well, more than a couple but I actually interact with a couple.
First up is Patrice. Patrice is an asshat. She comes from NY, so she tries to use that bond to see if she can get to me and possibly take my job. She kisses everyone's ass and is just geuinely trying to get over on everyone. She's referred like, 5 friends to work here and is just sitting back and waiting for the $1000 to come in for each of them. She's that type, and I don't like that type. She's fake and will sell you up the river if you gave her the chance. But not me, she knows better than to try that nonsense, cuz I will shut her ass down. So there's one asshate down, now on to the next.
Second up is Stefanie. I mean, I love the girl, but that subservient, "Yes, massah, what can I do for ya, massah" attitude PISSES me off. She's a sweet, nice girl, but she lets people walk all over her. Then she's in shock when they're still rude to her. Not a day goes by that Becky (another asshat) doesn't make that girl shed some tears. She constantly apologizes and is always bowing down to someone. I guess cuz she started here with no experience and this was the first company to offer her a job, so she feels like she owes these people something, I don't know. But whatever it is, it's not going to help her move up the corporate ladder at all. So she's an asshat.
Do you work with any asshats? If so, please, do the public a service and let them know that they're asshats. You'd be surprised, the grief and drama you'd save everyone.
It's one of those words that makes you laugh while still summing up all things annoying when it comes to people. I work with a couple of asshats. Well, more than a couple but I actually interact with a couple.
First up is Patrice. Patrice is an asshat. She comes from NY, so she tries to use that bond to see if she can get to me and possibly take my job. She kisses everyone's ass and is just geuinely trying to get over on everyone. She's referred like, 5 friends to work here and is just sitting back and waiting for the $1000 to come in for each of them. She's that type, and I don't like that type. She's fake and will sell you up the river if you gave her the chance. But not me, she knows better than to try that nonsense, cuz I will shut her ass down. So there's one asshate down, now on to the next.
Second up is Stefanie. I mean, I love the girl, but that subservient, "Yes, massah, what can I do for ya, massah" attitude PISSES me off. She's a sweet, nice girl, but she lets people walk all over her. Then she's in shock when they're still rude to her. Not a day goes by that Becky (another asshat) doesn't make that girl shed some tears. She constantly apologizes and is always bowing down to someone. I guess cuz she started here with no experience and this was the first company to offer her a job, so she feels like she owes these people something, I don't know. But whatever it is, it's not going to help her move up the corporate ladder at all. So she's an asshat.
Do you work with any asshats? If so, please, do the public a service and let them know that they're asshats. You'd be surprised, the grief and drama you'd save everyone.
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