Martini - not just your average drink
So Iwas checking out Martini's Blog when I stumbled across this interesting little bit. It's pretty cool, so I feel obligated to spread the cyber word. He knocked today's blog idea RIGHT out the box! So thanks, Martini, and here's to you.
BOYS and GIRLS...what turns you on or off? Answer the descriptions and add more if you want...then REPOST this bulletin to see what turns your friends on or off too! and BE HONEST!
GENTLEMAN: Turned ON or OFF when a girl:
Dresses like a slut:
Dresses like a grandma:
Dresses like a prep:
Dresses in all black:
Doesn't care what she wears:
Sings:
Plays a musical instrument:
Is skinnier than you:
Is bigger than you:
Is shorter than you:
Is taller than you:
Has straight teeth:
Wears braces:
Has chapped lips:
Has green eyes:
Has blue eyes:
Has brown eyes:
Has long hair:
Has short hair:
Drinks alcohol:
Smokes cigarettes:
Smokes pot:
Wears glasses:
Has blonde hair:
Has brown hair:
Has black hair:
Has red hair:
Is tan:
Works out:
Smiles more than not:
Calls you just to say HI:
Smacks your butt:
Compliments you:
Shaves her legs:
Wears jewelry:
Has bigger feet than you:
Has smaller feet than you:
Wears perfume:
Smiles when you walk into the room:
Wants to be a mom:
Has long legs:
Has a big ass:
Has a long upper body:
Has Big Boobs:
Wears granny panties:
Wears a thong:
LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
Dresses like a thug: Depends...Timbs are my weakness...
Dresses like a surfer: Depends on how good he looks
Dresses like a prep: Throw on a suit, get it tapered up! Ain't nothin' betta...
Dresses in all black: Turn off...
Doesn't care what he wears: TURN OFF
Sings: Turn on if he's talented, turn on if he tries but can't
Plays a musical instrument: Piano, drums, guitar = draws
Is skinnier than you: Everyone's skinnier than me
Is bigger than you: Depends on how big. Ruben Studdard, turn off. Vin Diesel, turn on.
Is shorter than you: TURN OFF (trust me, this hurts me more than you)
Is taller than you: Height = draws
Has straight teeth: A nice smile's always a turn on
Wears braces: Yeah, made out with a guy with braces...NOT the jump off
Has chapped lips: OFF
Has green eyes: If they're gorgeous, turn on
Has blue eyes: Automatic turn on
Has brown eyes: If they're gorgeous, turn on
Has shaved: Turn on. Smooth, like Gary Coleman! :-P
Shaved below the belt: Um, that's a turn off. I do need to know he's a man
Smokes cigarettes: TURN OFF
Smokes pot: Now, TURN OFF
Wears glasses: Glasses are sexy, as long as they look good
Has brown hair: Don't care
Has black hair: Don't care
Has blonde hair: Don't care
Has red hair: Don't care
Is tanned: Ehh', depends
Works out: I'm no Beyonce Knowles myself, who am I to tell him he needs to be fly
Smiles more than not: Turn on, I like smiles
Lets you know he was thinking about you: TURN ON. Actions are nice and all, but a girl would like to hear things like that
Has facial hair: Depends on how much and how good it looks on him
Has sideburns: Depends
Has bigger feet than you: Um, he's a guy, he better have bigger feet than me
Has smaller feet than you: Turn off, dainty man feet are not attractive
Wears cologne: MMMmmmm....TURN....ONNNNN!
Smiles when you walk into the room: A smile just for me = draws
Calls you pet names: Uh, depends on the level of gayness of the name, but could be a turn on
Has blue hair: That is the dumbet thing anyone's ever asked and I will not justify that with an answer
Wears makeup: ABSOLUTE TURN OFF. I've already got one Karamo in my life, thank you very much.
Plays sports: Turn on
A bad boy: Turn on, depending on how bad. Jailbirds - Turn off.
Sweet talks to you: Oh, absolute turn on, if he does it right.
Has nice arms: Turn on. My 2nd weakness after a nice back, geez.
Has a job/education: Either/or is wonderfully acceptable
Has dimples: Oh, that's a turn on. Being a single dimpled chica myself, it's easy to sweat a guy who has both! :-D
Loves being on the phone: TURN ON. You can talk to me on the phone, you can talk to me anytime, boo!
Brings you presents: Of course, turn on.
Makes you food: YOU, cook for ME? Can we say coochie coupon?
Drinks alcohol: As long as it's not a problem, doesn't matter either way
Wears girl pants: And again, I already have a Karamo in my life
Is intellectual: Turn on
Tickles you: Um, that's stupid
Cuddles with you: Okay...this is stupid, too. It's not a question of a turn on or turn off, it's what you'd like your partner to do. I won't answer this one, either.
BOYS and GIRLS...what turns you on or off? Answer the descriptions and add more if you want...then REPOST this bulletin to see what turns your friends on or off too! and BE HONEST!
GENTLEMAN: Turned ON or OFF when a girl:
Dresses like a slut:
Dresses like a grandma:
Dresses like a prep:
Dresses in all black:
Doesn't care what she wears:
Sings:
Plays a musical instrument:
Is skinnier than you:
Is bigger than you:
Is shorter than you:
Is taller than you:
Has straight teeth:
Wears braces:
Has chapped lips:
Has green eyes:
Has blue eyes:
Has brown eyes:
Has long hair:
Has short hair:
Drinks alcohol:
Smokes cigarettes:
Smokes pot:
Wears glasses:
Has blonde hair:
Has brown hair:
Has black hair:
Has red hair:
Is tan:
Works out:
Smiles more than not:
Calls you just to say HI:
Smacks your butt:
Compliments you:
Shaves her legs:
Wears jewelry:
Has bigger feet than you:
Has smaller feet than you:
Wears perfume:
Smiles when you walk into the room:
Wants to be a mom:
Has long legs:
Has a big ass:
Has a long upper body:
Has Big Boobs:
Wears granny panties:
Wears a thong:
LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
Dresses like a thug: Depends...Timbs are my weakness...
Dresses like a surfer: Depends on how good he looks
Dresses like a prep: Throw on a suit, get it tapered up! Ain't nothin' betta...
Dresses in all black: Turn off...
Doesn't care what he wears: TURN OFF
Sings: Turn on if he's talented, turn on if he tries but can't
Plays a musical instrument: Piano, drums, guitar = draws
Is skinnier than you: Everyone's skinnier than me
Is bigger than you: Depends on how big. Ruben Studdard, turn off. Vin Diesel, turn on.
Is shorter than you: TURN OFF (trust me, this hurts me more than you)
Is taller than you: Height = draws
Has straight teeth: A nice smile's always a turn on
Wears braces: Yeah, made out with a guy with braces...NOT the jump off
Has chapped lips: OFF
Has green eyes: If they're gorgeous, turn on
Has blue eyes: Automatic turn on
Has brown eyes: If they're gorgeous, turn on
Has shaved: Turn on. Smooth, like Gary Coleman! :-P
Shaved below the belt: Um, that's a turn off. I do need to know he's a man
Smokes cigarettes: TURN OFF
Smokes pot: Now, TURN OFF
Wears glasses: Glasses are sexy, as long as they look good
Has brown hair: Don't care
Has black hair: Don't care
Has blonde hair: Don't care
Has red hair: Don't care
Is tanned: Ehh', depends
Works out: I'm no Beyonce Knowles myself, who am I to tell him he needs to be fly
Smiles more than not: Turn on, I like smiles
Lets you know he was thinking about you: TURN ON. Actions are nice and all, but a girl would like to hear things like that
Has facial hair: Depends on how much and how good it looks on him
Has sideburns: Depends
Has bigger feet than you: Um, he's a guy, he better have bigger feet than me
Has smaller feet than you: Turn off, dainty man feet are not attractive
Wears cologne: MMMmmmm....TURN....ONNNNN!
Smiles when you walk into the room: A smile just for me = draws
Calls you pet names: Uh, depends on the level of gayness of the name, but could be a turn on
Has blue hair: That is the dumbet thing anyone's ever asked and I will not justify that with an answer
Wears makeup: ABSOLUTE TURN OFF. I've already got one Karamo in my life, thank you very much.
Plays sports: Turn on
A bad boy: Turn on, depending on how bad. Jailbirds - Turn off.
Sweet talks to you: Oh, absolute turn on, if he does it right.
Has nice arms: Turn on. My 2nd weakness after a nice back, geez.
Has a job/education: Either/or is wonderfully acceptable
Has dimples: Oh, that's a turn on. Being a single dimpled chica myself, it's easy to sweat a guy who has both! :-D
Loves being on the phone: TURN ON. You can talk to me on the phone, you can talk to me anytime, boo!
Brings you presents: Of course, turn on.
Makes you food: YOU, cook for ME? Can we say coochie coupon?
Drinks alcohol: As long as it's not a problem, doesn't matter either way
Wears girl pants: And again, I already have a Karamo in my life
Is intellectual: Turn on
Tickles you: Um, that's stupid
Cuddles with you: Okay...this is stupid, too. It's not a question of a turn on or turn off, it's what you'd like your partner to do. I won't answer this one, either.
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