Funny...

So I was on my way to work this morning and a funny thought crossed my mind. My mind races constantly, but this was SO funny. Oft times, if you pull up next to me in the HOT TB (still love her), you'll catch me talking to myself or performing, depending on the time of day. So anyway, I was listening to Marques Houston's CD and was listening to the lyrics when I realized something: I'm not like, sexy. At least not when I try to be. I hear from people I know that they think I'm sexy and what not, but when I'm actually making an attempt, I think I'm corny. Oh, I am SO corny. Phone sex with me is not a fun ordeal. Dirty talk, that's a joke. And believe me, I've tried and failed miserably. I'm that girl who will give a guy the most sultry look in the world and then walk RIGHT into a wall (or locker, whichever's more comical). Without fail. What's sad is, I think that's hilarious! Cuz this is from a girl who uses the word cock almost everyday (ok, EVERY day). I think back on those times and fall out laughing. Oh, the stories...

It kinda plays into who I am, I think. Here I am, I've got all this wit, this natural comic genius and ease of conversation. But, were it to be put to the test, I think I'd come off as stiff as a board. Some people out there know I want to have a radio show and probably think I've got what it takes to be successful, but what if I didn't? I mean, I'm not a good actress. AT ALL. I was the fortune teller in my 6th grade class' version of Julius Caesar and totally sucked. And I had two lines (not even, the same line repeated twice), so that should give you a bit of a clue.

I'm not good with pictures, either, to which I attribute to my personality. If you're talking to me, my face doesn't stay still, so imagine trying to capture me on film. That's why I think a reality show's the best for me, cuz I won't have to try. All the drama and the nonsense will come to me, like it does already.

My life's pretty funny, anyway. I've got good friends, a funny family and stories that last for days. Why not let the world check it out?

Another funny thing I came across last night while surfing the 'net was this article. Check out #2, I think that's TOTALLY me. It's pretty scary how much that hit home. Speaking of hitting home, this has been a week full of stuff like that. My cousin David was telling me about myself and my heart and bl-bl-bluh. Then Corey made some good points about things in my past and my attitude and bl-bl-bluh. Now the MSN article. I'm startin' to get the feeling the universe is trying to tell me something. Hmm...but what could it be??? :-P

But I think I'm over myself enough, geez...

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